my boyfriend wants a nose job but idk how his dick is gonna FIT in my NOSE
Do you ever just see the first sentence of a text message and just think “oh fuck no I do not have time for this shit”
i love jawlines please boys let me kiss your jawlines
there is an entire population of people whose first penis they ever saw was pete wentz’s
I’ve decided I want to be cremated. Not when I die, just whenever. Surprise me.